today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket
today on satan makes a blog post
When guys ask “what turns you on?”
I say,: “good food, good wine, convo, with a good man that makes good money”
They respond: “I mean in sex”.
Me: “I know, thats the only way I would even want to have sex”
Its honestly the truth cant fake it***
F. Scott Fitzgerald